Turning Moments into Masterpieces
Special nights deserve more than good, they deserve unforgettable.
I offer a boutique service: speeches penned as rarities. Toasts for beginnings, milestones, and farewells crafted to outlast the evening and endure in memory. Templates, clichés, and convention are refused entry here.
My Signature Style
I call it Philosophical Finger Food: bite-sized truths, penned to be savored in a moment yet profound enough to linger long after the glasses are empty.
Expect truths that seem simple until they unfold into grand revelations. Expect wisdom that lands not as lecture but as recognition. Expect an audience to feel as if they discovered some infinite thing hiding in plain sight.
How we'll shape your speech:
- Collaborative Drafting – We clarify the purpose and tone before a single word is written.
- Refinement & Edits – Drafts are shaped through feedback until the words ring true.
- Delivery Guidance – You will receive not just a final script, but a sample recording of how Brandon would deliver it.
Commissions begin at €1000 because these speeches are not manufactured. They are penned slowly, sometimes from lines I’ve carried for years. I take on only a limited number annually to ensure each becomes an artifact crafted to endure.